Friday, July 2, 2010

Politicians Say the Darndest Things

First, the way to reduce the deficit is to spend more money. Now, Nancy Pelosi says unemployment checks "create jobs faster than almost any other initiative."

So, if you want to build homes, don't hire a construction company, give the money to the homeless guy on the corner. If you want to grow more food, don't plant more seeds, just eat.

Members of Congress should have regular psychiatric evaluations and be regularly drug tested.
Hook Pelosi up to a lie detector test, have her give the same speech, and be sure to have a straight jacket handy in case she actually believes what she is saying.

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